Once upon a time in a quiet suburban garage, a little mouse named Maurice had an ambitious plan. He wasn’t just any mouse; he was a connoisseur of fine wires. His tiny teeth gleamed as he scuttled across the floor, eyeing the prize: a shiny, brand-new car sitting peacefully in the corner. Maurice had heard …
Cockroaches: The Uninvited Guests Who Really Know How to Ruin a Good Meal Ah, cockroaches. The pests that have somehow earned the reputation of being “survivors.” You can throw a nuclear bomb at them, and they’ll be like, “Oh, is that all? I was just getting started!” But for the rest of us, encountering one …
Meet the Black Sea Devil: Small, Spooky, and Seriously Ugly! In early February 2025, a remarkable event captivated TikTok users worldwide: a deep-sea anglerfish, specifically a black sea devil (Melanocetus johnsonii), was filmed swimming near the ocean’s surface off the coast of Tenerife. This unprecedented footage, shared by marine photographer David Jara Boguñá, quickly went …
The Rat Race of 2025: How to Keep the Rodents at Bay This Busy Pest Control Season If you’ve been hearing a little extra scurrying around your attic or noticing gnaw marks on your cereal boxes, you’re not alone. This year has been the busiest one yet for pest control companies—and guess who’s leading the …
Well, it’s the beginning of 2025 and with new beginnings on the horizon I always find myself planning and checking every aspect of my business ready to take on another year and wring every last drop out of the months ahead! One thing I always find myself doing while I have a few welcome days …
As winter approaches and temperatures drop, many of us cozy up with hot cocoa and snuggle under blankets. But beware! While you’re hibernating in your home sweet home, those sneaky little rodents might be plotting an invasion. Fear not! We’ve got the ultimate guide to rodent-proof your abode, and we promise it’ll Brie amazing—just like …
Ah, hornets. Nature’s ultimate party crashers, swooping in uninvited and turning your garden party into their very own hornet hall of fame. If you’ve recently spotted one of these striped menace nests’, it’s time to face the facts: you’re dealing with a real hornet-tastrophe! Let’s be honest—hornets are one of the most terrifying of the …
Ah, wasps. Nature’s little yellow-and-black nuisances that seem to think your backyard is their personal five-star resort. If you’ve spotted a wasp nest hanging out in your eaves, it’s time to take action before they turn your summer BBQ into a buzz kill. Here’s how to treat those pesky wasps with a sprinkle of humor! …
All of the characters in this completely made up story which definitely didn’t happen are 100% fictitious. All associations to real people are coincidental, apart from Mrs Smith, that lovely cackling, sweet but non sympathetic old lady is real and definitely going to hell for historically laughing at the the main character, which as I …
Okay so something a little different this month, this is an actual review I received from a client in Colchester. I asked him for a review after the works were completed and half expected a few words on google but no.. this was an email sent over to our office and I just had to …
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