Okay so something a little different this month, this is an actual review I received from a client in Colchester. I asked him for a review after the works were completed and half expected a few words on google but no.. this was an email sent over to our office and I just had to share it.. enjoy!
Are you feeling jumpy and scratching your head over a flea infestation in your home? Fear not, for I have a hilarious tale to tell about the day I called in Killer Instinct pest control to tackle those pesky critters. Let me set the scene: a tiny army of fleas had taken over my home, turning my peaceful abode into a battleground of itchiness and chaos.
In a desperate bid for relief, I dialed up Dan the man and hoped he would come to my rescue. Little did I know that I was about to embark on a flea-filled adventure filled with puns aplenty.
As Dan arrived, I couldn’t help but notice his witty demeanor. He assured me that he would “flea” the scene in no time, armed with his trusty tools and a sprinkle of humor. With a flick of his wrist and a twinkle in his eye, he set to work, determined to “fleaze” my worries away.
As he sprayed and treated every nook and cranny, he regaled me with tales of his past pest conquests, each story more outlandish than the last. From battling suspected wasps in a room which turned out to be a “toy” to rats coming up the toilet while a customer used it, this pest control hero had seen it all.
With each passing minute, the fleas began to flee in terror, realising they were no match for this pun-slinging professional. Soon, my home was once again a sanctuary, free from the tiny terrors that had plagued it.
As the pest controller packed up his gear and bid me farewell, he left me with a parting pun: “Remember, when life gives you fleas, just call me for a bit of pest-ease!” And with that, he was gone, leaving me to marvel at the power of puns in pest control.
So, if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation with fleas, remember the power of this legendary pest man and a good pun or two. After all, a little laughter is the best remedy for any flea fiasco!
So if you’ve got a flea problem at home or at work which is driving you hopping mad, contact us for a quote.
That’s quite enough for this week!
DJ
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